Dick's Last Resort

This place is a great change of pace! Most places don't give good service anyways, so might as well be a dick! Love it! Ask for a paper hat

Try the firecracker Salmon . Its so delicious!! Oh and never leave your left overs on the table lest you become a victim of monkey in the middle by two hilarious Dick servers. Lol!!

The Gator Bytes are very good!! The BloodyMary was awesome also. But really nt a lot of food choices I think their should be more of a variety. Oh yeah n their Crabby Balls are also very god.

Food is standard bar food. nothing to rave about. Skip the cocktails and have some tall cold beers instead to enjoy the show! Remember, your paying for a show and a laugh. Enjoy!

Sitting outside is the best!! Watching the people enjoy the shit written on the stupid hat they put on your head is hilarious!

What an amazing time! My partner and I had a bunch of laughs and the crab legs are the shit! Our server was pretty fly too, if you can't take a joke move along!

Love this place! Do not go if you cannot handle sarcasm , and rudeness. Love that they make customers wear paper hats with hilarious sayings.

Great burgers ! Great Margarita ! FUN people!

Fun for awhile but I didnt enjoy the yelling after an hour or so, food is typically priced for the river walk, I ordered the "crawdaddies" and got a platter of boiled crawfish with weird seasoning.

Halarious staff food wasnt the best but still worth visiting if u like to have fun lol

Food is good and it's so much fun. If you don't have a sense of humor you don't belong here!

The drinks we had, including a giant Rita did not seem to include hardly any alcohol , but the service and the atmosphere was amazingly entertaining.

Its kinda hard to wait a minute or what you want or hurry and order but once you get over it the place is kinda co&right on water is awesome

This place is great--way better than the one in Boston. We all got hilarious hats.

I love this place. Only place I be myself ( a bitch ) and get a way with it.

It was the most unique dining experience I've ever had. Enjoy getting napkins thrown in your face and being insulted! (:

They way the hassle you is entertaining and fun!

Great service and sarcasm . Feels just like home!!

The Alligator is delicious!!!

LOL!! Loved this place so much!! Service with Sarcasm as they say..they had my friend and I cracking up the whole time!!!

They treat you like a Dick here. And boy is it funny!

If you have a sense of humor you will love this place. Food is decent but you are there for the experience

I just don't get this place. The whole point is to be a dick to you but they get offended if you're a dick back?

Loved it! Was nervous about how rude they would be... but nothing was personal or to inappropriate. Def will go back again!!

Best beer deal: 32 oz Sol for $7.50

Sick of servers being nice to you? Then you definitely need to check out Dick's Last Resort. Prepare yourself for paper hats with insults written on them, rudeness and bad service all in good fun.

Jersey is awesome... He is fun and appropriately inappropriate!

Everything is good here!

Thank you Kat for posting that tip. You nailed down the reason why this place is so fun and unique.

Ask for joel, he's hilarious!

Service was very professional and fast. Everyone is so nice.

Eat some good food, have a cold drink, and laugh till your side hurts! (then laugh some more)

Have the Alligator appetizer , tastes like chicken !

While I enjoyed the service, I wouldn't go back. We paid $52 for two watery beers (supposedly shiner , tasted like bud light ), a killer margarita (42 oz no buzz), alligator bites (meh), and the tip.

Finally, my first Dick's! While on a visit to San Antonio, I was not disappointed.

$7.99 crab balls $13 drink

The wait staff is SUPPOSED to be rude and crude! It's part of the experience. If you have no sense of humor , stay away! If you have a sense of humor , like us, then go and enjoy!

Dicks was not what I expected. It was supposed to be funny or rude but it wasn't when we were there. I think it was overrated if you ask me. The food was not that great.

My lightweight wife killed the 45 oz margarita and hardly felt it. Uh huh.

Server ignored us and the food wasn't good. Food came before drinks and my nachos we stale. I love sarcasm and was excited to try this place...very disappointing.

Average food, good drinks and great atmosphere. Play along with the staff and have a great time.

Don't say "Thank You" or be nice in anyway.

Lmao@people getting butt hurt over the rude waiters ... Thats why it's so much fun! Be rude back and call your waiters wenches or d!ck heads! If you can't take it this is not the place for you...

was so fun earlier we came back to watch the live band play, awesome!

Service so awful that's it's amazing!

Love the sarcasm

Not gluten free friendly !

Beware of the leaf blower!

This was a cool joint. Trust me, you have never been to a place like this.

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