Tonteria Express

Tonteria is a fiesta for the senses! From the lively ambiance to the creative cocktails , it's a must-visit spot. Thanks to Alex from London Night Guide for ensuring an unforgettable night out!

Go down the stairs and you will feel like you have been transported into an old hacienda in the heart of Mexico. Best drinks and best crowd, busy even on a Monday night!

Great club, excellent environment and atmosphere with the right kind of music and a nice crowd. Come along every Monday and Thursday under the guest list Bouti. Free entry for girls and free drinks

Excellent tapas and cocktails . Crazy atmosphere and feeling.! Go early to be sure that you get in.

Definitely a great place to have fun. But beware you can't be too sober so drink up if you want to party here. Rather small and usually packed not a place to entertain meaningful conversations

Opened up by best friend to Prince William and Prince Harry Guy Pelly , the Tonteria Express situated in Sloane Square , London is where you want to go for some excellent Mexican cuisine followed... Read more

Opened up by best friend to Prince William and Prince Harry Guy Pelly , the Tonteria Guestlist situated in Sloane Square , London is where you want to go for some excellent Mexican cuisine ... Read more

Great place, great food, and the tonteritas are the tastiest frozen cocktails I now LOVE tequila ! THANKYOU Tonteria @tonteriaexpress

Tasty food, amazing frozen margarita and good atmosphere!

Really good fun. Table advised otherwise gets pretty crowded .

Tonteria is the latest venue to be added to the already impressive roster of venues under the hand of Prince Williams Bff Guy Pelly. Tonteria is a force to be reckoned with and has fast become... Read more

Tamarind cocktail is the best!

Crazy. And crazy expensive . Sloan rangers. Made in Chelsea types. But fun.

To make sure you get in make an (advance) booking for around 8 or 9 pm. Food is delicious.

Sloane Sling is really nice you should give a try. :)

TONTERIA DON’T PAY THEIR DJ’s & will block you off everything as to not deal with the situation. Disgusting malpractice & they have been reported to the correct institutes for investigation.

Tonteria is just what Sloane Square has been crying out for…. http://barchick.com/find-a-bar/tonteria

I can feel next morning's hangover coming on as soon as I walk in the door.

Get before 10 if you want to have a drink. Good luck after that.

Crowded AF but incredible music ! Entry fee is cash only .

Lovely staff but disappointingly at 8pm on a Tuesday before Christmas they had run out of both olives AND martini glasses.

Let's face it nobody comes for the food, which is mediocre at best. They come for the hot clientele and the killer drinks and dancing .

Best party in the city .Thursdays.

Quite small, overpriced and be careful they don't rip you off. Paid £16 for 2 Gin and tonics then an hour later they charged me £20 for exactly the same! Also £6.50 for a bottle of beer . Chelsea...

Wifi code: tonteria732

Good cocktails but music is not that great for a night out. Food is alright

Crazy parties, great people

Unless you want to spend £15 on two Corona bottles + 15% of service AT THE BAR , don't go to this place.

Tapas , Tequila , Shots

The doormen need to go

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Overrated.... Super small. Have been to way bettet clubs in London. Probably won't be coming back.

Train doesn't work. Doormen incompetent at job.

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Half empty. Poor crowd. Imagine will shut down soon

Staff unacceptably rude; place too crowded - don't go here

Nothing much