TSA Security

Relatively slow-moving for the amount of traffic they get. Come early.

It's cool...take your time...it's not like my flight will leave without me.

TSA Pre coming soon. Enroll in a compatible program. It's worth it.

Want to spend more time here? Try bringing candles in your carry-on luggage!

I hate to fly. Attendant rubbed down my legs four times, really wanting to find something to justify her miserable existence as part of the largest federal welfare employment program since WPA

Nice airport and they seem pretty efficient.

If TSA runs a FreebeeCards campaign it will be for a free "massage ".

It's not racial profiling if you stop ALL of the people for a quick feel!

(@ Stephen B.) Serious … and does Kevin really need to be humming that Chuck Berry tune at the same time?!

Just for kicks and giggles Ask them to tickle you.

Unbelievably inefficient TSA!

No Pre-Check... C'mon San Diego, get with the times!

Free full cavity checks with every purchase

I was here so long, I should be the mayor of this personal security screening area.

Request Kevin . He can fondle a mean testicle.

You fuckers are slow as hell...seriously, an hour in line is completely unacceptable. Now you know why you are only GS-3 pay.

Go commando for the freedom of it all.

Keep metal on your body for a free feel up

The worst. Especially if you have two wine bottle openers and 40 singles in your bag. Whoops.

carmelita likes to wreck your stuff.

No wedding tackle is safe from the TSA!

Mind the stepchildren.

You fuckers are so damn slow!

Don't touch my junk man!

I was just Female Assisted.

Glacial speed today.

Worst TSA agents. Come early as they are slow for no reason.

The worst.