The Knockout

grungy but hip , king of dive bars (cheap beer & photo booth ) who dare to venture south of Cesar Chavez St. cover for bands on weekends, but never more than $10 Bingo on Thursday. best taquerias nearby

It's usually pretty dead in the late afternoon, but is often jumping at night with bands or popular DJ nights. Bring Cash as like many of my favorite places in S.F. it's Cash Only .

Cheap drinks , lovely bartenders and SweaterFunk on Sundays! What more could you ask for? Oh wait, a less shitty crowd during primetime.

Old school dive bar . Good music , eclectic mix of people. The Mission lives! Just down the street from the old.

Outdoor seating , BYOFood, good tunes

The root beer float cocktail ($10) is not made of any root beer float ingredients, but it sure as hell tastes like one!

Big Azz Margarita or the Adult Root Beer Float , get them.

Punk and other underground live music regularly

Photobooth ! $3 for 6 pictures. Helpful for remembering your night.

Have your best friend hold your bangs back while you puke up all of that well whiskey and loneliness.

Best funky place in San Francisco

Don't be upset if the karaoke is better than you expected.

Good cheap drinks , but they burn incense constantly, and I'm super allergic. Very annoying.

DX, the long haired bartender is the bizzomb!

Come to Booty Bassment and twerk it.

order a Bro-Seff and chug as quickly as possible. or if you can't stomach the thought of Sparks and citron, then try a pint size margarita .

long island iced tea , and live music

Third Saturday of the month is Booty Bassment--You down with OPP? To the windoooow! My neck, my back... Fun and ridiculous.

A perfect f$%*ng dive bar .

Bring Cash...It's the new Plastic!

Great world cup bar ! Get a vodka red bull or a bloody Mary !

Order a hoegaarden IT'S ON TAP

Hipster hideout. Bring converse and fedoras

Cash only , kids

Bootybasement!

The old-fashioned photobooth is tops. Take pictures but bring props!

Every Friday night they do 50 and 60s Doo Wop music . Drinks are excellent.

Cash only !

bartenders come with extra sass

Hamm Job $5.50 = Ice cold can of Hamm's beer and a shot of whiskey

Always buy the guy in the ascot a drink.

Prepare to sweat.

Only a $2 cover on a Friday night in SF.

Everyone loves a big ass margarita .

BINGO !

Someone buy me a Broseph...thanks