New York State DMV

If you have a day to kill, and, $20 for parking , it is a great place to sit in. Make sure your phone is fully chatged!

There is one super nice lady (if you're renewing license/transferring your license out of state .) And fill out the forms online before you come, it'll save a lot of time..

The line is out the door half way around the block at start of day, bring a pen, bring a snack , and if you have a friend with jokes, bring em along as well .

Bring your own pen. Someone borrow my pen and try to walk away. I grabbed him by the arm and got my pen back. He responded its only a pen. Well fuck you! It's my pen...

1. Understand English 2. Bring or get proper forms 3. Have payment ready 4. All other questions, Google! No wonder the workers here LOVE their jobs and give us Exceptional treatment ...

Keep your license clean ! For some folks its the way they provide for their family. Also give adequate space when changing lanes in front of a truck or bus !

Make your appointment online before you get there and zip through the express lane.

Make a reservation at www.dmv.ny.gov. My number was the first called after I checked in. Out in 20 minutes!

Get an appointment online before coming here. I was in and out in 20 minutes, including wait time.

If you're taking a written test, bring a hard cover book or something analog to do while you wait for results. You'll be banned from using phones or electronics .

Everyone, equip yourself with a wheelchair or walker you'll get the first class plane to the front of the line !

If you are thinking of parking here, don't. Save the four dollars, drive to Long Island DMV, get home quicker.

Its not bad as people say just come early with a good attitude. And be prepared with all documents!!

Exhausting, long lines . But at least they have good parking . Bring cash for parking fees

Recharge with breakfast , coffee and an ATM at the deli next door.

It will take approximately 2 minutes for every number in your letter. Go see a movie at Whitestone.

Get here when they open because right niw there are about 80 peeps on line for information and 300 peeps waiting for service windows!!!!

Coming here makes you think George Bush must somehow be responsible for this place's existence.

Get a number, go somewhere to eat. You will have time.

Due to the snowstorm today, service was quick!

You can make a reservation online. NO WAIT TIME

Wow a day here should make up for any sins committed in life. If you have killed someone just come here and register s car god will forgive

There is so many different lines . Make sure your on the right one.

If the zombie apocalypse were to start it would have to be in the DMV. Half the people are already there.

Dont come here if you're asian. You'll be asked by so many patrons to help translate and fill out their forms !!

If you have a disability they will let you go to the front of the line .

Lmao the tips on here are hilarious!! Gotta love four square

Arrive early, bring a pen, be patient & stop complaining how rude employees are because we already know.

Apparently there is a line for people who have already filled out forms . Go online first, print , fill and then come to this madhouse

Satins Asshole indeed! Make sure your phone is fully CHARGED! !

This place is sooooo 90s. Needs an update.

Bring a pen and patience! Smile it's contagious.

I waited til almost closing time thinking it would be less crowded , I WAS SO WRONG! The lines were ridiculous...

Early or late place is always crowded .

None of them know that compassion or a smile is free... They will try to charge u for that too

Nothing is Good Here. Unprofessional uneducated and if they dont know an answer are very quick to send you to the wrong line just to get rid of you.

traffic dept on second floor

Some of the staff are very racist. It’s annoying.

Even their website is inconvenient.

This is where dreams go to die.

Parking lot sucks only takes cash

Unless you work here, being the mayor of this place must really suck.

This place is always packed make sure ur not in a rush

Simply hilarious!

I really hate this place. Sometimes it's faster going to the DMV in Jamaica.

Unhelpful and rude staff . Needs some serious organization . Lord have mercy. ????????

I'd rather go get a root canal than step foot in this place. Seriously.

Surrendering license plates? Go straight to line B

Clusterfuck.

And then wait it for at least couples of hours. That's insane!!