Ted's Hideaway

My favorite bar on the beach . You got it all there and it has small town bar prices south of 5th Miami Beach.

Chill place in the cut. The prices are great and the bartenders are cool. Decent place to watch a game and play pool . FYI smoking is allowed here and pets too after a certain time.

Best of Miami 2013- Best Dive Bar , Miami Beach: Ted's Hideaway. Slip in for a drink where you could encounter a local or a tourist . Make a new friend or two. Read more

Sit at the bar and enjoy one of Miami's best dive bars . Go at happy hour - we all love cheap drinks !

Best local bar in South Beach , cool people, pool table , fun times. Ask for Patsy, she is a great bartender !

Best locals bar , and the bar tenders are all ladies. Watch out cuz you wont pull numbers big shot, they know better. Great spot. maybe you'll see my favorite blond

locals hideaway in sobe . good place to watch sports games , good beer , nice bartenders , decent food.

Best Dive Bar on the beach - cheap drinks , good vibe, locals and young-professional crowd.

One of the best "dive" bars I know....friendly and beautiful staff , cheap drinks , and your second drink is on the house if you worked that night in the service industry!

Sam is the best bartender , awesome service.

Classic dive bar . Rusty, not in good shape, weird crowd... GREAT PLACE!

Suzelle is a sweetheart and Cody is a fave too!

Nice bar , pretty barmaids

Drinkers beware: "Happy Hour " is $1 off per drink. It's not 1/2 off. It's not 2 for 1. It's not happy. Bartenders will not explain this to you unless you ask for specifics.

Definition of a good dive bar .

Cheap drinks ; pretty good selection.

He secret shot here is Fireball . Do it, I dare you.

Great place to play pool .

Cheap . Great service.

A locals joint, affordable drinks, an all girl bar staff ...makes for a good time usually when you cant afford the big clubs.

Home of the South Beach Bears fan club. Southbeachbears.com

Awesome bar and awesome staff

Finally a place I feel comfortable . South beach is full of douches. Come here if you are normal.

Come see brandy . Sexy fun and the beat bartender ! Also see her at rokbar!!

Great as always .# 3 dive bar in the USA !

Great dive bar in the heart of South Beach

Sam is an awesome bartender !

Best dive bar in Miami, period.

Dive bar #3

If you have the stomach, get a "Game Face" it will kick your ass! Ask Abby to make it!

Nachos are good. Great service. Kind of a sausage fest.

Bring your party pants

local bar with great service and fun times.

Bettina is the best bartender ever

Christini friggin rocks! Saturdays & Mondays

Cheap .. lets dive to drunk..

High five Christini if she's here.

Christini rocks

Get fucked up. Stay fucked up.