The Greene Turtle

If you are in baltimore hop on the Charm City Circulator and get yourself on the green line and down to the Turtle !

Make sure you order your soup or fries at the same time or they'll charge you full price for both!

They lie with the "seat yourself" practice...you end up having to let the bartenders know you've been sitting for 10 minutes!

The only place dim enough that i can take off my glasses.

Seems to be a pretty cool place. Small inside so try to go before the evening crowd comes in.

Theology on tap happens here on Tuesday nights upstairs. Super cool

Fish and chips were pretty good

The crab dip and pretzel appetizer is really good.

Great place to start a birthday bar crawl.

If you're waiting for a brunch table elsewhere... It's a good fit.

Nice and relaxed for a few brews

They're nice until it's closing time and then they kick you out like your worthless and you didn't spend $100 there drinking and eating. Svc sux!!

Terrible & slow service. After 10 mins had to inform the bartender that we are sitting outside since the sign was up saying seat yourselves. Took another 5 for the server to come out. @TheGreeneTurtle

Get the cookie . My god.

Beer is cheap , food looks gross.

If you like d-bag guidos with pop collars, skanks with too much self esteem and hearing Bon Jovi and fucking Journey every weekend, come here! Otherwise, go elsewhere.

I like turtles .

Will never come here for food again. 22min to get our drinks and it's an hour and we only ordered burgers and didn't get them yet!

Omg. Karaoke on Thursday. Hilarity ensues

Get groped by brosephs, or Michael Phelps himself!

Worthless bartenders , would not pay attention to you for nothing, even if it's only 3 other people at the bar . Not worth going unless you don't expect much from the service staff

Don't go if you want fast service or your drink to remain with liquid in them. Horrible time! I waited 1hr 20 min for a crab cake sandwich

Buffalo chicken salad !

I'm a server and the service here sucks soooo f*** bad ..as I write this I'm watching my waitress stuff her face and I haven't even put my order in and its been 15 mins..I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!

This place sucks!!!! My beer was flat and skunked and I had one sip of it and I still got charged. Wont be coming back.

NY Strip was extremely fatty, and the gravy was gross.

The nachos are awful