Scooter McQuade's Restaurant & Bar

Better make your keys bumps quick, no lock on the men's room. Heavy pours & jello shots .

Strong, cheap drinks and a fun raucous environment

Good cheap drinks . Surprisingly decent burgers for lunch . Just be aware of th crazy old people here during the day. They're really not talking to you, just the voices in their head. Schizophrenia ftw!

Jello. Shots. Cheap drinks . Friendly staff . Divey. Perfection.

Irish car bombs and jello shots . You can get totally crunk prior to a show at the Crystal . I know because I have.

Always a pleasure to be here

Order up one of their Bloody Mary's with the "Hot Monkey" in it.

AMF fish bowl is amazing!!! $35!!

Great staff and beer

Jell-O shots and cheap well drinks

Dive bar , pretty cool bar tenders

Hire registered sex offenders Debbie disregards patrons concerns about this particular employee working. Debbie handles concerns unprofessionally. Treats patrons as predator & Richard as the victim.

Fresh squeezed juice makes the drink

Deb is the best bartender ever. Be sure to tip her well .

Deb and Shauna are two of the best bartenders in Portland!!

Jell-O shots!

$3 micro drafts and well-drinks ladies' night Tuesdays and Wednesdays :D

going to the crystal ? come here for cheap drinks !

Fresh squeezed greyhounds!