Fuckoffee

Locally owned award winning cafe that's a local legend

8 / 10
553
ratings
  • Phone

    +44 20 7403 7655

  • Website

    fuckoffee.com

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    fuckoffeebermondsey

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  • Type

    Coffee Shop

Address

167 Bermondsey St Bermondsey Greater London SE1 3UW United Kingdom

Credit Cards Yes (incl. American Express & MasterCard)
Wi-Fi Yes
Outdoor Seating Yes
Music Live Music
Menus Brunch
Drinks Full Bar, Cocktails

Comments / 142


Keywords:

coffee espresso drinks casual trendy quirky frappés healthy food free Wifi hipster comfortable seats cake fat wife good for a quick meal smoothies dirty chai biscuits cute restaurants great value Portuguese custard tarts
Ana Lara

As friend described it to me #it seems like if a hipster had exploded inside!". Cool yet really random decoration, decent coffee and lots of plugs for your laptop if you also decided to work there.

Jonathan Day

My favourite latte in London. Charming staff , relaxed atmosphere and a sense of humour about everything from the "real" name to the interesting mugs they sell.

Victoria Savage

Delicious coffee and very cool relaxed vibe . Only gripe is that they only use takeaway cups for all coffee whether you’re having in or not. Not very eco friendly

Nikki

Love everything about this place: coffee’s great, lovely staff , and cool vibes all around. But pleeeease stop using takeaway cups for everything!

Certainly Strange

Fun place - ordered an iced dirty chai - solid. Carrot cake (in a bag) less so. Should have gone with the red velvet . WiFi’s good for 2 hrs. Expect invigorating music - punk and rap while I was there.

Alguccia

One of my fave coffee places in London. Smiley staff , great coffee , nice atmosphere.

Damian

Cute hipster coffee shop . Free wi-fi for 1 hour, and plenty of outlets for plugs. Coffee is reasonably priced and staff are quirky . Music is club remixes and pop, sometimes quite loud .

Amy Graff

Excellent flat whites . Funny and friendly staff . Cozy couches and great hip vibe. Across from White Cube in trendy Bermondsey.

Mada 🐎🎾 🏊🏻‍♀️☕️ 🎸

We have come back to this quirky place. Love the atmosphere. Lots of comfy sofas and lots to look at. Slice of Banoffee cake from top of counter was so flavourful

Pascal Hartig

Everything is single use. :( Bring a takeaway cup even if you want to sit in and care at all about your environmental footprint.

Evangelia Mavropoulou

More like a place of gathering than an ordinary coffee shop ! Loved the concept and the coffee ! Don't forget to visit the WC !!

Rose Cee

A very chilled place, workers are so laid back and it's on a nice quiet street. Reasonably priced fresh sandwiches , cakes and coffees :)

Andrea Peñarete

Love the flat white and the fact that the espresso they use is single origin . I also believe they should encourage customers to use their own mug. like for those who are regular keep their mugs or

Marcia Lee

Neighborhood edgy cafe , makes fantastic coffee and juices . One of the few places Ive seen accept bitcoin.

Amanda Foley

Sister cafe to Brick Lane Coffee . Regular seating as well as super comfy couches - Bit small so can get packed. Get 2hr wifi pass from Barista. Enjoy the storm trooper poster in the loos.

Marina

A place with tremendous personality and sense of humour, and good coffee as well . Oh, and they stock the greatest peanut butter ever.

Kukkii Koppee

Fabulous flat white . The sandwiches aren't fantastic but they do the job. It's always too busy; seats and tables need a good wipe down.

Veronika Holcnerová

Good quality coffee , friendly stuff and also the cafe is dog friendly (they even have dog biscuits for free).

James Sanders

Great spot to sit around and read for a while. Gets a bit crowded but you can usually find a place to settle in. Coffee is solid and made properly

Michael Rizzato

My favourite coffee place in London! Super chilled atmosphere and good selection of drinks and food. It get crowed very easily!

Nikkayla Henricksen

Probably the best Flat White I've found outside of Australia. Plus, who doesn't love the hipster-ness of being able to buy BitCoins while you wait?

Scott Francis

Fantastic coffee and nice touch that they have honey at the bar as a sweetener.

【 @tin_fish 】

Funky little coffeeshop. I imagine this is the beating heart of Bermondsey. Ideal to hang out with a coffee , cake and laptop on wifi …

Violetta Lima

Nice atmosphere, free wifi , and good coffee . Try a slice of red velvet cake , it's great!

Russell Evans

Great coffee , nice big shop that you can sit and eat/drink. Food is okay, sandwiches are quite small. Good soups and cakes .

Reanna Keer-Keer

Try the surprisingly tasty and filling £3 Laura's idea salads , a great stop off before/after the fab White Cube gallery across the road .

David Gee

Lovely coffee shop with great music and things to buy. Great place to work . You can even buy Bitcoin here!

Richard Beaven

How would I survive without their delicious soups ! Lovely staff and great coffee

Clark Gillies

Quirky coffee shop with good coffee and cakes . Friendly staff

Margherita B.

Cosy and hipster coffee shop . You should ask for their loyalty card!

Enzo Martinelli

Quirky place for a snack or coffee surrounded by random decorations

Jeff Melnyk

It's a busy local haunt. Great staff and coffee - they even have almond milk . But can feel a bit studenty at times!

Alex Ward

Amazing banana frappes . Awesome chilled place. Comfy couches , great coffee , good sounds. Could be back in NZ.

Graham Rose

Worth visiting for the name alone. Serves good coffee but is worth browsing the many signs and memorabilia around the place too!

Rose Cee

Unique decos, jar of dog biscuits for ur doggie best friend and fun mugs for sell!

Alex

Quirky with great atmosphere and good tea . Wifi requires unique password(s) obtained from the bar when buying item.

Matt Boothman

They do the least oily, most flavour-packed long black I've had in London yet. The soundtrack's pretty good, too - Arcade Fire into Little Dragon? I approve.

Christo Papadopoulos

Cool vibe, sad food options. Coffee is alright - the big minus is serving espresso only in paper cups 🤒

Dimitra L.

Amazing coffee ,environment,music,couches,people and staff ! Great place to chill any time of the day!

Erin 'Folletto' Casali

One of the best coffee in London, and a great, quirky place too, with wifi !

Roy N

Great macchiato . Friendly staff . Casual vibe .

George Batchelor

Really nice coffee and good place to sit and chill - inside or outside.

Ed Woodcock

Great working spot. Loads of plug sockets and wifi . Decent coffee . Cozy atmosphere .

Saikat Chakrabarti

Better coffee than the other street coffees (Goswell, Brick Lane). Comfy couches . Free WiFi but you need to get a new code every hour.

Mischa Lumiere

Best coffee in the area. Great hang out on a Saturday morning. Bring your dog.

Joe Roffenheimsworth

Everything. Really good coffee . Good atmosphere. Some decent mugs and memorabilia head too.

Leticija Petrovic

It's a fantastically cute place, with cheerful staff , free wifi and the most amazing dirty chai !

Jessica Lindeawesome

Really cool place with great smoothies

Bamdad Dashtban

Flat white is nice. Very hipster place with a new Bitcoin ATM ,

Rose Cee

Free wifi , bicycle friendly and quiet place to finish off ur essays

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