Tonic Bar

Make sure you always bring a rape whistle just in case I show up . Loud noises scare me away !

Be prepared to receive a PowerPoint presentation on cigars that are Equatorial Guinea sundried, rolled in dog shit, and marinated in Clydesdale horse piss from Johnny Upsell. He is the beez neez.

Fun, high energy bar . Highly recommended.

Toy soldiers on the speaker makes me dream of Brett Fine in a speedo smokin a cigar while krohn does shots with 3 inch

Try the High West Whiskey . It's a blend of bourbon & rye ..."bourye"

Matt basart is the best bartender . Go upstairs on the weekends. You will not be disappointed.

I like the feel of this bar . It's classy .

Try the rainbow trout , it's tip top.

Don't ever neglect your friend bartender ... If you do pray for death the next time your in.

Help MSRP Matt pay his dry cleaning bill by leaving a good tip.....kitten!

This is a nice chill place. We need to have more like it in Des Moines.

Best event hand ever ya hats right! Uaghg nubhiq

Evans haircut got me going

Overcrowded with bros camping out at the bar .

Ask for the "red dot"

Try the Glenrothes

Tank Top Tiff - and Teen whore Tuesday

Mats are the best

They make terrible mixed drinks

Matt basart is the best !!!!!@

Johnny is the bestest!!!!

Ya Bud let's have some !

Matt mcCauley gives handjobs to frequent customers

cold coors light and happy peeps.