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If you're in training use the elevators and be lazy, do w.e! On your last day just use the glass elevator and get it over with already! This ain't Willy Wonka's secret Factory!! Freedom to touch!

Blow your nose wherever you please!!! Make sure it's nice and loud !!! Free country, you're not in prison.

If the lady at the register in the Cafe is busy talking to someone else, just leave her the money on the counter for what you have.

If you are in training and need to go to the basement, there are stairs right by the entrance. Please don't use the elevator just to go down one floor.

Use a claybar instead of furniture wax or purell wipes!

Please remember to log out, turn off the projector, and put the screen up. Thanks.

When you see the mayor, avert your eyes and kneel before him/her.

Use furniture wax and not Purell wipes. Also please go to the restroom if you need to blow your nose.

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Use a coaster, cover your drink! :)

An orderly desk creates an efficient worker.

If the door is shut, enter at your own risk.

If infocus bulb blows plan for 10 days to replace.

Stop stealing food, you know who you are!

No talking in the bathroom. It's just weird.