Smarty Pants

Brunch is excellent - the burritos are huge! I love being able to sub Field Roast for any meat in any dish

Great fuel stop for breakfast ! Stop in for strong coffee and a naked breakfast burrito (minus flour tortilla ) if you're on a gluten-free diet. Ask for a side of corn tortillas when available. So good! Read more

Smarty Pants can rev up your weekend with a good breakfast any lumberjack would appreciate. My fave is the breakfast burrito minus the flour tortilla ; ask for corn tortillas on the side. Good coffee ! Read more

Great little biker bar at the end of Airport Way in Georgetown has a great weekend brunch . Try the huevos panteros and the best Bloody Mary in town ! Rich, peppery and good. Get your rock-n-roll on.

Small, but nice and clean little dive bar in Georgetown. Friendly staff and a nice outdoor setting area.

Excellent food and great service. In the summer they have a good size patio .

For a starving artist , nothin’ says lovin’ like an overstuffed sandwich at an underpriced joint. That’s Smarty Pants, home of monster neohomespun grills and melts. Read more

Cool atmosphere! Fun drinks! The right kind of breakfast

Best Pico de gallo of anywhere nearby! Huge and delicious sandwiches for great prices, too.

Beer is great, especially the local brews

Taco Wednesdays! Typically change every week, but always worth getting. $2 ea.

Great biker bar . Dingy and dirty with great nachos .

They have, without a doubt, the BEST Eggs Benedict ever...anywhere in the whole worrld!

Order ahead around lunch time. The food is good and the service is super slow.

We love this joint! But in a busy weekend, the service is like molasses.

Potato salad is the best!!!!

This is the worst guacamole I have ever put in my mouth. It reminded me when my friend gave me playdoh and paste on a cracker in kindergarten. Avoid it!! ... Other than that the food here is amazing

this is definitely a hidden amazing brunch joint in Georgetown in Seattle. Order the Monte Cristo sandwich , and you will not regret it.

Turkey Avocado Sandwich is super tasty, light, yet filling!

The Falcone sandwich was excellent!

I left a tip a while back that the potato salad was salty, well not anymore, its delicious. And brunch is awesome!

The grilled cheese is awesome!

Fantastic brunch !

Really good. Recommend Monte Cristo .

Miracle breakfast : The Hussler (eggs benedict on a hoagie ), add spinach .

frito pie : superb. potato salad : superb.

Great weekend brunch spot , Monte Cristo is my favorite. Biscuits and gravy made with a mushroom gravy , not so great.

Tasty BBQ sandwich but pass on the chips and salsa . More like chips and pico de gallo .

Awesome slider sandwiches ! Especially the Falcone.

Maple Old Fashion = yum!

Order The Troublemaker , you will not regret it!

Troublemaker pileup 👌🙌

Anything with the Trouble Maker sauce is incredible!

Is there a sandwich we haven't tried? No. Can you make a wrong choice? No. Great eats!

$1 tacos on Monday night.

They have good Veggie Chili . Rare for a bar like this.

Get the B.E.L.T.: Bacon Egg Lettuce & Tomato sandwich !

Great service and good value !

Visit the hudson, their sister bar !

Wed. night motorcycle racing vids. MotoGP, Superbike, Isle of Man, MotoX, etc. If you love bikes , you'll love this

Lots of fun and good food.

Locals chow on "Frito pies " and other pub grub but only so they can drink more later in the night. Now offering brunch . Read more

I love their egg salad sandwich , spicy and HUGE. Read more

Deluxe grilled cheese with vegetarian chili FTW!

Even veggies can feast here....they've got Field Roast you can sub in for any sammich !

Sandwiches

breakfast sandwich is awesome

This place has a lot of potential, but it's potential that shall remain untapped. From the twenty minute wait just to get someone to notice us to the cracked waitress , this hole fails.

Monte Cristo = total yum.

Go to Smarty Pants for weekend bunch on the patio , and order a beer conditioner (PBR and Lemonade .)