Coles

This Coles is a disgrace to grocery stores everywhere. Its only use might be to see into the future when the world is competing for resources and everyone is fighting for the last rotisserie chicken .

If you like hummus - versus Black Swan's sickalike - head to the practically hidden specialist shelf opposite the ice cream for Strauss and Sabra brands. Expensive, but just as hummus should taste!

Best time to shop is early morning. Worst times to shop are Sunday midday and Friday afternoon.

Don't ever buy anything from the fish deli , you're likely to get perished produce. Opt for frozen aisle stuff if the fish shop across the street is closed.

Coles no longer sells free range bacon but you can get it next door at Woolies

After experiencing the Coles Balaclava store, I discovered that being diagnosed with cancer was no longer the worst experience of my life.

Avoid the self-checkouts! I've never experienced such trouble using them anywhere else!

Better range of ice creams than Safeway !!!

Cheaper price ever !!

So manny issues with the self check outs

Don't park in the Coles Carpark it's a disaster. Use Safeways .

Where are the condoms??

Avoid peak-hour traffic 5:30pm to 7pm self service registers close about 11:30pm leaving one operator.