Burger King

Why not have your lunch today in Burger King? Where a chap will physically push you into a queue whilst mumbling gibberish, where apparently a 'double' refers to pieces of bread and not beef ...

Polite service but no smile or enthusiasm. McDonalds and KFC nearby and cheaper. Aero ice cream was just normal chocolate and had no sauce at all, quite different to the advertising picture. 3*

...and where men in pink polo-shirts are not familiar with the concept or personal space or patience and will stand behind you with their nose in your neck whilst huffing into your collar...

Where this time we complained about our last visit, and a lovely girl called Violet gave us free onion rings . Result!

Great location for a cup of tea before the cinema

Avoid! Went to BK for the first time in years - I'd never tried horse burgers so was curious. The queues were horrible, you could barely hear yourself placing the order and the staff looked harassed.

...where they're so keen to clean up they'll drag bags of rubbish across your back whilst you're seated...