Squat & Gobble is a breakfast spot West Portal San Francisco located in United States.
1 West Portal Ave (at Ulloa) San Francisco , CA 94127 United States
Wi-Fi | Yes |
Menus | Breakfast |
Big, clean 2-story space that's great for families and has 2 TVs for watching sports !! Menu is a mix of American classics and "Asian" favorites.
Definitely gets busy and expect a bit of a wait time to be seated. Also,if you're sitting upstairs, BE PATIENT! Let the person taking your Order make a note that you are sitting upstairs.
If you or you are with someone who needs an elevator to get to the second level seating there is one hidden in the back.
The crab cake florentine is one of my favorite dishes. Everything here is pretty good and large portions for the price.
The granola is delicious. I actually thought I was ordering oatmeal , so I was surprised but not disappointed to have the granola instead.
Definitely go for crab cake florentine ; fantastic!!
If you go to breakfast , you must try their breakfast burrito ! Everything is so fresh and delicious. Five stars all the way.
Salmon crepe is well made. Hella expensive , too. Luckily I could leave San Francisco for this
Super nice place, cool music and tasty breakfast
The rosemary potatoes are my favorite thing there. Plus they have wifi .
Service & food is OK. Feels a little too "fast casual " for a typical, neighborhoody West Portal space. Easy eating but I wouldn't go out of my way for it. Portions are enormous.
Renovated facility with Free Wi-Fi and upstairs seating available!
Their pasta dishes are pretty tasty; get one of you're not in the mood for crepes or omelets .
Chestnut St. location has a nice patio in back for brunch during the warm months.
Service almost non-existant. They brought food to table along with dirty water glasses. No seasoning in food. No service checkback. Really, go anywhere else.
Their lunch menu is available for breakfast if you're like me and like to start your day with a burger .
Make sure to double ckeck your items when ordering. Forgot two items on our order of three things.. foods great though
The Triple Gobble is delicious!
Do urself a favor and try mud cake !!
Everything is delicious and eveything comes in huge portions . You could easily share with someone.
Grand re opening ... Be patient if there's a line !
can get busy on weekends for breakfast/brunch. no wifi .
Not as great as the lines would lead you to believe.
Great place to have food and hang out with friends.
Try the BBQ chicken crepe off their new menu. Amazing!
Hit or miss. Crepes are a hit. Service is a hit.
Like the Salmon Fussilli here
Great place for food and crepes .
They don't have a liquor license for vodka . Everything is made with sake
Came on a Saturday evening and was not busy
Try the Tofu Mee Goreng - #vegetarian
Avoid the coffee .... espresso drinks are OK.Food menu ... all good so far!
Try the Grilled Salmon Club Sandwich
Delicious....
I agree with Rachel R, The Crabcake Florentine is AWESOME!!!!
Bad service on the busy Saturday afternoon I was there. Little understaffed, but the crepes are delicious
Loved their egg florentine .
Super grilled salmon sandwich ...
Personally like the food here better than crepevine... But the service always lacks.
So sad it burned down. Hope they rebuild it soon!
Food is uniformly good, bug it can get very busy and very loud .
Suffered fire. Business closed.
They serve breakfast all day
What a dump . One order. Wrong three times. Never going back.
Get the florentine crepe !
Good veggy chili
This place needs WiFi
Crabcake benedict!!!
Will never eat here again. Food was ok but the service was really lacking (1 of 4 petals via Fondu) Read more
Mmmm egg Benedict !
The pecan pancakes are fantastic! Definitely try the strawberry butter! - Alan Wheeler
Bread pudding pancakes (an occasional special, including today) are amazing - Mark Kahn
Crowded, but still one of my favorite Starbucks in the city! Great place to work or study. - Keenan Patterson
Love the pomegranate tea cooler - dry, but refreshing - Stephanie L
This place has had quite the turnaround— lots of REALLY good and unique food spots around the mall! - Keenan Patterson