Department of Motor Vehicles

This place is seriously- the worst. It's likened to the phenomena some great whales are known for: their whale graveyards. You come to the DMV to die (literally, wasting your breath here, soul taker).

If you get this creature for your drivers test, she will fail you and yell at you. It makes her life better. Also, she seems to believe she is a doctor of some kind.

DMVs by nature aren’t pleasant, but this is the most efficient with the friendliest service .

No need to make an appointment if you are just registering your car! This location has a self service kiosk THAT ACCEPTS MOST MAJOR CREDIT CARDS!!! The kiosk prints your sticker and card for you! Yay!

God help you if you find yourself here. I hope you plan on drinking afterwards. You will need it!

Never ever EVER under any circumstances take the 11:30 or 11:45 driving test appointment . You'll wait for 1.5 hours. Come well before lunch or after. These fuckers all take lunch at the same time.

Parking is a joke. Just park across the street at the shopping center to save yourself the headache.

Awesome place ! Hahaha....it's like hell without the flames !

If you are eligible for SSN and don't have one, you have to take the number first or your application is denied.

I think if you add a tip jar to each persons station, it would incentivize them on working faster. Otherwise, this place can burn in flames.

Show up at 4:55 and you will be in and out in 15min. They all want to go home!!!

remember to bring ur i94

Even with an appointment you'll spend your day here. What a nightmare.

Make an appointment and you are done in 45 mins!

They sure are not very helpful! You should be able to come out with your questions answered. Not more angry!

Don't make these guys smile..they just make you feel sooo warm and fuzzy!

Come early, before doors open to this 3rd World Country !! Listen to music on your ipod to drown out the ugly energy being produced here...

Renew your driver's license so you can get into bars . Sometimes they won't let you in.

I went Wednesday at 11 am for replacement drivers license. In and out in 15-20 minutes. Was amazing.

Credit cards are acceptable at Self Service Terminal only!

If you don't have an appointment , walk in at about 4:15 PM. They close at 5:00.

Go either before their lunch break, or right before they close..

Make an appointment online first

There's usually parking on Balboa Arms Drive

Hope I don't become the mayor here !!!!

Not bad for me. No appointment and was in and out in 45 minutes.

"Soundwave despise DMV! ravage, rumble eject! Operation: destroy!"

Make an appointment and it’s not so bad.

There's even a line to make an appointment and a line for the line . Is this not 2011?? Come on DMV up your game son!!! 

Make an appointment online.

In and out in 45 with no appointment !

The lines are as long as Disney World, except it's the UNhappiest place on earth.

This place is a disaster. The employees that work here should be embarrassed by the ineptness.

Line starts way before 8...around 7 if you don't have an appointment .

Do not believe the online wait time!!

Shoot me if I'm ever the mayor here. no really

Afternoons seem to be pretty quick walk ins

While waiting think of how we can innovate the DMV.

Where do normal people register their car...

I know the dmv sux, but hopefully u don't get the old mean lady at window 17. Talk about not being nice.

If you have a disabled persons plaque you skip the line .

Don't try to make jokes everyone's in a bad mood hahah

I love this DMV. I'd rather drive here than to the one in Chula Vista although it's closer. Everyone is super fast and helpful.

Don't come here if you can help it. These workers treat you like crap. I can't believe they are allowed to have such poor customer service.

I had an appointment and they called me up before I could even fill out the forms. DL renewal including new pic took less than 15 min. Make an appointment , its worth it!

Reasonable lines , staff is friendly , but it is still the DMV.

Not to much people on Monday

Ugh I HATE the DMV with a passion

Make an appointment . The walk in line goes out to the parking lot . If you made an appointment don't wait in the long line .

Plan ahead make an appointment