Gridlock Triangle

This is a terrible intersection . But if you're checking into it while you're not a the tennis courts , Popeyes , or Vienna beef stores you are just adding to the problems.

Stop and get a Vienna hot dog . Then go fuck yourself with it. It's a much better outcome then sitting in the cluster of an intersection .

Don't be the fucker who jumps the eastbound light onto northbound Damen and blocks westbound Fullerton. There's only room for one car.

If you're getting off the Kennedy and trying to go north or Damen and then eventually east, and the traffic is really bad, swing left off the ramp and head east on Webster to Ashland.

You know this intersection blows when all the tips about it are all on how to get over it...

Popeye 's bathroom is gross, hold it til target, or home

DON'T TEXT, FOURSQUARE, TWEET OR FACEBOOK AND DRIVE.

Misery at its best

This is an entrance to hell.

Don't honk, gets you no where!

Don't be the a$$hole who honks. It won't get you anywhere.

Oncoming northbound elston traffic has longer green light people!!

Horrible intersection . The trucks make it that much worse.

Traffic sucks!!!

Avoid this intersection even if you drive out of your way! It's always a mess!