TSA Security Checkpoint

Bring a calm mindset, a good book , and don't forget to basically strip naked in order to get through the security lanes!

Move quickly and don't make eye contact. Everyone knows this is unpleasant, and it will take a while here.

Generally moves pretty fast. There's a good deal of space in which to line up, too.

If you're trying to walk to this terminal from another terminal, it's better to take the shuttle. It's a bit of a distance because this terminal is so isolated from the rest.

No line . Fastest security check EVER!!! Under 1 min. Saturday, 2:50PM ET for (5PM ET) Southwest flight. One of the agents said that it is typically slow at this time for this terminal at these gates.

The line for Americans is always so long and slow, but foreigners can almost walk right through it seems.

Usually quite efficient and polite.

Opt out of the scanners , reduce your risk of cancer and get felt up for free!

If there is a line your screwed! Standing for 20 min and haven't moved!

ALL the cabin crews plough through the LEFT FASTTRACK LANE

Hold perfectly still in the X-ray machine or you'll get a very thorough hand inspection.

No barcode scanner , must have paper boarding pass.

The TSA agents here are nothing like the guys in the movie She's Out of My League

No water. Remember 3-3-3 :)

No Pre Check

Shoes don't need their own tub. Go tubless!

Very fast and friendly

Nothing like a routine pat-down. Buh.