Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club

Dive into the best dive bar in DC ! Off the beaten path, edgy , fun, dance , dance , dance , great drink prices easy to park but better to travel with friends.

Great bar/club for house music and some of the city ’s best DJs come through here. Excellent beer menu . Primo vibe too.

The best of both worlds: Dive bar and occasional techno venue (in a city that sorely lacks an electronic music scene proper). However, if you don't like dives, you shouldn't come.

Unique ambience even for a dive bar . Cool place to hangout

Best late night spot in the entire city . Bit of a sketchy neighborhood , so don't walk there if you can avoid it.

On the weekends, it only starts to get busy around 1:00 am.

Gorgeous decor and a delicious beer list . Great goth night last friday of each month!

Pro Party Tip: Order 100 Proof Root Beer Slushies ! #WarnABroad #BroadsHaveMoreFun

Awesome party environment

Awesome bar .

DC's coolest bar & absolute best bartender , I wish other places went to this much effort to establish an atmosphere!

the most fun happens when 100 proof rootbeer floats are involved

The Root Beer slushie is pretty tasty...

Superior bartenders !!

get the root beer slushy ....and then hold on!

Where underground deep house lives

The best bar in DC isn't even marked.

Don't be the pussy. The neighborhood ain't that bad just be aware of your surroundings.

Five Words: 100 Proof Root Beer Slushie .

Cash only but there is an atm

Cash only .