Jungle Cruise

Tour guides "guide" riders through the jungles of the world, narrating w/ TONS of puns! Hilarious ! Amazing animatronics! FastPass+ recommended. Better during the day than at night (for visuals).

This is my all time favorite ride its no big thunder mountain but its so bad with the jokes I go on it about 5 times every year. The best skipper we had was last year, she improvised alot.

As the ride ages, the cruise "guides" have become the best parts- dishing out charming and hokey one liners by the boat load.

MARCIE (did I spell that right?...whatever) IS THE BEST! Seth is just as awesome, but Marcie was our first skipper . And you know there's just always something about your first ;)

Always enjoyable. The boat skipper/guide really is the key to enjoyment of this ride. The cornier the jokes the better!

If you thought the ride was corny or lame then unlike the guy on the pole over the rhino, you've missed the point...love this ride!

Word play is excellent! They are better than 95% of all current Hip Hop artists

This ride provides the rare opportunity to see the backside of water. Simply amazing!

If you go during a busy day. Use your fast pass option for this ride and use the time to go on Pirates and the Swiss Family tree house.

Cute and corny. Ride during the day and later at night for different experiences.

A classic ride with punny jokes if you have a fun "tour guide " during Christmas they tweak the jokes and add decorations for the "jingle cruise "

If you get an enthusiastic guide, it's hilarious . Definitely worth the stop every time we're in MK.

If you get a good skipper this ride can be hysterical. Ours was great and the jokes are so corny you can't help but laugh.

Your experience will vary depending on which skipper you get. Some are awesome and improvise and some just read from the script.

It's disappointing if you've been to Animal Kingdom and do the actual Safari as this is a fake Safari ride. But if there's a 60 min or less wait, grab a dole whip and get inline for this cooldown ride

Watch out. Queue is full of dangerous animals! ;)

It all depends on your skipper on how your experience is. Just remember...."It's the only thing in the Magic Kingdom that's not Frozen.....It's water!!!"

Our skipper made this attraction for us- very funny commentary! The animals do look incredibly life like.

Super fun and hilarious if you've got the right tour guide . The audio animatronics are awesome :-)

A nice, relaxing ride around the rivers of the world, with captains who keep you laughing almost the whole trip!

Come late at night if you can. The line is much shorter and it's cool seeing things by the light of the boat.

One of the beat rides at Magic Kingdom if you're a fan of puns, word-play, and wedgy jokes.

You get to see the 8th wonder of the world on this ride. The backside of water.

Its fun and does not have a long line . The park attendants piloting the cruise are hilarious and have a dark sense of humor.

The cast members make this ride great. Animals could uses one refurb.

Enjoy the view !

Fun and pun-tasting! Visit during "Jingle Cruise " time for something a little different.

Skipper Ashley was amazing!!! Or Skipper Shaniqua if you didn't listen to her name when she first told you ;)

The "radio DJ " talking while you're in line is a hoot! Focus on him instead of kids' elbows in your butt. >_<

Hopefully you'll get Lynsey! She's the funniest boat captain; she didn't take anything seriously. ????

The cast is the star here. Puns aplenty and old animatronic animals await.

So here’s the thing: I admit I am a total fan of this type of thing, including all the corny jokes.

Totally different shtick during the holidays. It's all Christmased up.

You can only do this ride once per WDW trip because you can only take in so many awful puns on one vacation!

Skipper Lisa is hilarious ! Check out one if her boats! Jeremy too they know what they are doing :)

Go at night for a completely different experience. (Keep in mind, going at night can be a little scary for the kiddos.)

The ride is pretty hokey, but the driver really is the key to making the trip entertaining. Fake animals, exciting waterfall . Meh.

Lindsay is the best cruise guide...super funny and just sells the ride completely

If you are lucky enough to get Marcy as your driver, you'll pass out laughing! If you aren't, get off and wait for Marcy. Seriously.

A great addition to a classic attraction ! Get a Fastpass!

Brandon "with a B" was incredible! Best guide we've ever had.

Go at night! The humor is more "adult," there are much less screaming kids and it's NOT HOT.

Meet elephants, hippos and other mammals. Thankfully the insect level is low and no mosquito repellent is needed.

Best ride! The skipper can totally make or break it. Gotta like dry humor though

Punny jokes , cool scenery, fun time! Go at night for an eerie visit

Fun ride! Lots of puns, kids didn't get it...adults did.

Be nice to your skippers and laugh, they have feelings too! They do this to make you all smile :)

Sit next to the crew member at the front of the boat for even more fun on this classic jungle adventure!

Never got to go on it as my 4 year old was pulled out of the line for only wearing underwear (pants had gotten wet).

If you tell people you don't like this attraction , you're in "the Nile!"