The University Club of Washington DC

Must be a member to come in. Membership requires a degree from a university , two sponsors, and approx $500 a month.

Best martinis in town . Bar none. The chilled glass makes all the difference. Own it.

Charming and traditional. Was offered 8ft ethernet cable to plug in my laptop on arrival, which we thought was comical .

Excellent libations of all varieties, especially those bourbon based.

Five Star Prices for a Three Star Hotel Read this before booking a hotel room at The University Club in DC. The room was very tired. The odors outside the room were strange and heavy. AVOID!

Dress code is strictly adhered to. No denim or athletic wear. That means that chambray ombre shirt needs to stay home

Get the raspberry soufflé !!

Here for the Association Trends breakfast on social media @delcor

If you hear low rumblings from the slumber room you can be sure that the sauna swinger Joe is up to no good,

Just okay. It's nice for a private event but I wouldn't go on my own.

You can find Joe b in the sauna giving free legal advice

Heavy long islands .

Two rules: no politics and no chess

Joe is known as the locker room gaucho .

The slumber room is known as the sex room

Stay away from the upstairs bartenders as they have weak wrists.